Birthday Wishes – March 19, 2014 – Bruce Willis, Vida Guerra and Jake Weber

bruce willisBruce Willis (59) – For still kicking tail at 59 and while you’re probably not getting a birthday card from Sylvester Stallone this year, you’ll always be on every 80s’ kids Mount Rushmore of action heroes.

Jake WeberJake Weber (50) – For starring in my absolute favorite zombie film Dawn of the Dead, and making White House Down remotely watchable, here’s to the next big project that will make Hollywood execs feel silly for neglecting you all these years.

Vida Guerra (40) – For being able to still look like that at 40 and rendering straight men speechless for over a decade now. Can’t wait to see what your role is going to be in American Justice!

  • keith

    i appreciate your hard work jeff. Now what I really think GOTDAMN! yeah she held her own in the magazine and “video vixen” age. Its still hard to think of her as 40. Yet no signs of slacking off. I didnt know she was still trying to act. I still remember the woefully but funny college at sea. Bruce looks more 70 to me.

  • It is a tough job Keith.
    I thought it was pretty crazy she’s 40 too considering it seems like she’s been around forever.