Film Flashback: “G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra” (2009)

11 Comments

GI Joe Rise of Cobra Snake Eyes, Rachel Nicholas as Scarlett, Heavy Duty and Marlon WayansI’ve seen far worse movies than “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra,” but very few have managed to leave me so irritated, frustrated and annoyed.

If Michael Bay did anything remotely right in 2009 it was making “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” such an unholy quivering piece of cinematic rubbish that anything by comparison seems not nearly as awful. But this gave it much closer competition than expected and without Bay’s debacle, ROC would be my solid lock for worse movie of the year. More

First pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s “Don Jon’s Addiction”

Leave a comment

Daniel McFadden/Relativity MediaWriter/Director Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson star in Relativity Media's "Don Jon's Addiction."

Daniel McFadden/Relativity Media
Writer/Director Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson star in Relativity Media’s “Don Jon’s Addiction.”

I’ve made no secret my thought that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of my favorite under 40 actors and luckily for us, he’s just now entering the prime of his acting career after a stellar 2012 where he appeared in critically-acclaimed films “The Dark Knight Rises,” “Lincoln” and “Looper.” More

New on Blu-Ray/DVD for Dec. 31, 2012 – end 2012 with one of the year’s best – #Looper

4 Comments

Only one release coming out Monday (a day early since no one wants to work on New Year’s Day), but it’s one worth making the trek to the store to buy as it’s one of my favorite films of 2012 – “Looper.”

Alan Markfield/Sony Pictures PublicityBruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levett discuss their problems in in TriStar Pictures, Film District, and End Game Entertainment's action thriller "LOOPER."

Alan Markfield/Sony Pictures Publicity
Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levett discuss their problems in in TriStar Pictures, Film District, and End Game Entertainment’s action thriller “LOOPER.”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt stars as Joe, a low-level mob hitman. They send victims back in time and Joe kills them. Bruce Willis plays the older, future version of Joe, who has returned to the past to find and kill the child who will one day become the man that will ruin his life. In order to protect his future, young Joe has to kill old Joe or neither of them will live to see another day.

Yeah, it sounds complicated what with the time-traveling aspect, which has thrown many filmmakers for a loop (ok, that was bad, but I couldn’t resist), but director/writer Rian Johnson makes it so simple that anyone can quickly grasp everything. Emily Blunt has a strong supporting role as the mother of a child who could be old Joe’s future tormentor.

For everyone that complains about a lack of originality and new ideas in Hollywood, look no further than “Looper.” It’s one of the year’s most pleasant surprises.

Lyles Movie Files Top 10 films of 2012

6 Comments

Photo By: Jaimie Trueblood/Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man and Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy.

Jaimie Trueblood/Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.

My promise to you. This isn’t going to be a list filled with movies you’ve never heard of until reading the lists of likely Oscar contenders. There’s plenty of those Top 10 lists out there. My list is made up of the films that made suffering through crap like “Cloud Atlas” and “Red Dawn” worth the privilege of reviewing movies every week.

*Honorable Mentions: “Rise of the Guardians,” “Think Like a Man,” “The Grey” and “The Amazing Spider-Man.” If I had a Top 15 these would have been on there easily.

Review: Lincoln

13 Comments


DreamWorks II Distribution Co., LLC.
Daniel Day-Lewis stars as President Abraham Lincoln in”Lincoln” from DreamWorks Pictures and Twentieth Century Fox.

With its Oscar pedigree, “Lincoln” was one of the more predictably boring easy bets you could pencil in for Oscar buzz. It’s got everything Academy voters love, but much more importantly, it’s a great movie packed with powerful performances, confident directing and an air of authenticity that makes it feel like a history lesson come to life in a way that few biopics have managed to achieve.

More

Review: Looper

14 Comments

Alan Markfield/Sony Pictures Publicity
Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt discuss their problems in in TriStar Pictures, Film District, and End Game Entertainment’s action thriller “LOOPER.”

Just when you thought Hollywood studios were incapable of making anything original comes “Looper,” an endlessly creative mind-blowing film that captures everything right about the movie going experience.

On every level, Director/Writer Rian Johnson (“Breaking Bad”) conjures up the most imaginative action/science fiction film since “Inception.” More

Taking a look at “Looper” featuring Bruce Willis and Joseph Gorden-Levitt

Leave a comment

Alan Markfield
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Bruce Willis as “Joe” in TriStar Pictures, Film District, and End Game Entertainment’s action thriller “LOOPER.”

Of all the movies coming out Friday, “Looper” is easily my most anticipated as it features one of my longtime favorites in Bruce Willis and one of my rising favorites in Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a science-fiction film with a unique concept that looks like a lot of fun. More

Film Flashback: Inception (2010)

8 Comments

One of the more exciting parts of this gig, besides seeing modern-day classics like “Macgruber” and “Marmaduke” of course, is seeing a brilliant film for the first time. Nothing can quite top that sense of awe and wonder about what’s going to happen next. While it won’t be the exact same, I imagine that in watching ‘Inception’ very little of that awe and wonder will diminish from one of the most groundbreaking and original films I’ve seen in the last decade.

Courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures

This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone since ‘Inception’ was written and directed by Christopher Nolan, the genius behind “Memento,” “The Prestige” and the second highest grossing movie of all time “The Dark Knight.” [2012 FF: Stupid "Avatar!"]  “Inception” is Nolan’s sixth full-length film, and marks the last indicator that he’s operating on a totally different level than his peers. He doesn’t need 3D or any other here today, gone tomorrow fad to sell movie tickets. His gimmick? Exemplary storytelling that draws you in and keeps you thinking about what you’ve just witnessed long after the final credits. More

Review: The Dark Knight Rises

24 Comments

Photo by Ron Phillips/Warner Bros. Pictures
TOM HARDY as Bane and CHRISTIAN BALE as Batman clash.

There’s two things you need to know about “The Dark Knight Rises.” Comparing it to “Marvel’s The Avengers” is pointless as they’re two vastly different takes on a superhero blockbuster. If you like great movies you’ll love “The Dark Knight Rises” just as much as “Avengers” — just in another way. Secondly, “TDKR” doesn’t reach the heights of the genre-challenging masterpiece that was “The Dark Knight,” but that was as flawless a movie you’ll ever see so there’s no shame coming up short to that lofty standard.

That said, “The Dark Knight Rises” is the kind of spectacular edge-of-your-seat epic that will have you hooked right from its jaw-dropping opening sequence and dare you to resist the urge to applaud once it’s finished. More

Christopher Nolan gets his hands dirty prior to “The Dark Knight Rises”

Leave a comment

This news just got released about my current favorite director:

Eric Charbonneau/Warner Bros. Pictures
From of Warner Bros. Pictures’ and Legendary Pictures’ “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES,” MORGAN FREEMAN, GARY OLDMAN, CHRISTIAN BALE, CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, ANNE HATHAWAY, MICHAEL CAINE and JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT at the ceremony honoring director/writer/producer CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, whose hand and footprints were placed in the forecourt of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” is a Warner Bros. Pictures release.

In celebration of the upcoming release of “The Dark Knight Rises,” the film’s director/writer/producer, Christopher Nolan, will be accorded a rare industry honor and will have his hand and footprints cemented into the famed forecourt of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. 

The hand-and-footprint ceremony will take place at 10 a.m. July 7.

“Everyone at Warner Bros. joins me in congratulating Christopher Nolan, who has been such an integral part of our family for the past 12 years,” said Jeff Robinov, president, Warner Bros, Pictures Group. “We are extremely proud of the cinematic legacy he has given us through his films.  At only 41, Christopher takes his place alongside other industry giants featured at Grauman’s, and generations of fans will remember the extraordinary impression he left on their imaginations.”

Sure Kobe Bryant and Alvin & The Chipmunks have added their prints to the forecourt — don’t get me started –  but Nolan is undeniably deserving of this honor. The guy hasn’t made a bad movie yet and he continues to deliver some amazing sequence in his films that taps into the full scope of movie-making. I’m still amazed that “Inception” was passed over for the Best Picture Oscar and that Nolan wasn’t even nominated for Best Director in 2011. 

And I’m almost ready to start the obnoxious countdown for “The Dark Knight Rises,” which opens July 20 that will no doubt include plenty of reflections on Nolan’s previous works and Batman’s film history. Stay tuned. Should be a fun July!

The Male Influence (and some less significant)

This WordPress.com site is the cat’s pajamas

nancycruzmorning

"They" always said I should write a book (or blog)

Your Nerd Nation

Nerd News : Action Figures Video Games Comics Movies etc.

Dan the Man's Movie Reviews

All my aimless thoughts, ideas, and ramblings, all packed into one site!

Bad horror, Good times

Reviewing the best of the bad!

#TheBuildUp with TBI

WE MOBILIZE, EMPOWER, BUILD.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 103 other followers