Review: Bolt (2008)

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It seems every other week there’s another mediocre animated film released with the sole purpose of suckering in quality-entertainment starved families and thinly veiled attempts at selling toys and other merchandise. It’s rare when a film like Walt Disney’s “Bolt” comes along and restores some faith that there are some creative minds left in animated films that Pixar hasn’t added to its talent pool.

Bolt (John Travolta) is the star of the self-titled action show where audiences thrill to the adventures of the American White Shepherd and his “person,” Penny (Miley Cyrus) as she tries to rescue her father from the vile clutches of the evil Dr. Calico (Malcolm McDowell, “Heroes”). More

Box office roundup for July 1, 2012 – “Ted” stuffs the competition

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Photo Credit: Universal Pictures/Tippett Studio
John (MARK WAHLBERG) hangs out with his best friend, Ted (voiced by SETH MACFARLANE).

1. Ted – $54.1 million [debut week] – Seth MacFarlane’s first feature film proved to be a big hit with audiences and is the highest grossing Friday take for any R-rated comedy. “The Hangover” reached $16 million to “Ted’s” $20.2 million.

Universal Studios’ decision to fill the release void left after Paramount Pictures opted to push “G.I. Joe: Retaliation’s” opening to 2013 looks like a brilliant move. “Ted” was originally set to open July 13, which would likely have gotten it lost in the shuffle between blockbusters “The Amazing Spider-Man” (which opens July 3) and “The Dark Knight Rises” (opening July 20).  There was also no other comedy fighting for audience attention so this was a smart bit of strategy on Universal’s part.

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Box office roundup June 24, 2012 – “Brave” has heroic performance on opening weekend

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Box office roundup June 24, 2012 – “Brave” has heroic performance on opening weekend.

Box office roundup – June 17, 2012 – 80s karaoke and bad dads can’t stop the king of the box office

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Box office roundup – June 17, 2012 – 80s karaoke and bad dads can’t stop the king of the box office.

Box office roundup June 10, 2012 – audiences go wild for “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted”

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Box office roundup June 10, 2012 – audiences go wild for “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted”.

Photo credit: Courtesy of DreamWorks Animation
The Penguins (from left): Kowalski (Chris Miller), Skipper (Tom McGrath), Private (Christopher Knights) and Rico assess the situation.

The king of the box office by a tail.

Box office update: “Prometheus” will have to settle for second place finish

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Box office update: “Prometheus” will have to settle for second place finish.

Film Flashback: Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa (2008)

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Party animal Julien the lemur (Sasha Baron Cohen) explains the fine points of wooing a girl to Melman the giraffe (David Schwimmer).

You have to appreciate a sequel where the creators are smart enough to focus on the best part of the original as “Madagascar 2: Return to Africa” kicks off with a song and dance number of the far too catchy “I Like to Move it, Move It.”

Seriously, try to get that song out of your head after hearing it for two minutes. You’ll be bobbing your head and tapping your feet in no time. [2012 Flash Forward - Thanks, now I've got that song stuck in my head too.]

If only the rest of the sequel was remotely as unforgettable.

It picks up right where the surprisingly successful [2012 Flash Forward - the success of this franchise has clearly escaped me] original left off with Alex the lion (Ben Stiller), Marty the zebra (Chris Rock), Melman the giraffe (David Schwimmer) and Gloria the hippo (Jada Pinkett Smith) set to return to their home at the New York Central Zoo.

Their plane crashes and they find themselves in Africa where there’s far more of their own kind frolicking around enjoying the lay of the land. Coincidentally enough, they crashed at the same area where Alex’s father Zuba (the late Bernie Mac) is king and Zuba can’t wait for his son to take his rightful place as king of the jungle. Unfortunately, Alex is more performer than big, bad fighter and Zuba’s rival, Makunga (Alec Baldwin) calls for Alex’s banishment leaving him to find his own way to impress his father and extended family. [2012 Flash Forward - The Lion King this ain't.]

Meanwhile Alex’s pals find life in Africa a lot less stressful but soon come to realize that it might not be the paradise they originally thought.

I’ve never seen an animated feature where the supporting characters are so much more fun than the main cast but once again, the penguins, chimps and lemurs steal the spotlight from Alex and co. [2012 Flash Forward - See also the ONLY reason I've remotely enjoyed this franchise. How can you not crack up at the penguins??]

Screenwriter Etan Cohen (“Tropic Thunder”) smartly gives additional screen time to the supporting characters and they provide big laughs like the labor negotiations between the penguins and the chimps complete with blackmail photos.

In an odd and strangely disturbing running joke, several of the characters get into drag down fistfights with an old lady. Given the sponge-like mentality of small children, someone better warn Grandma to watch the little tykes in case they think kicking and punching elderly folk looks like so much fun they want to try it too. Just because it’s animals doing it doesn’t make it cute or funny. [2012 Flash Forward - And coming down off of soapbox.....now.]

The not quite age-appropriate content continues with Gloria getting the urge to find a mate, which leads to some pretty raunchy jokes for a PG audience. Most of them should go above kids’ heads but the main audience isn’t likely teens and adults and as such, comes off as totally unnecessary.

Again, the animation is perfectly acceptable but not quite so breathtaking that you’ll want to buy it to show off your Blu-Ray player or anything. The actors give quality, performances and don’t sound like they’re just reading lines off into a mic. You can almost picture them expressively acting out their scenes in the sound booth.

It’s just the story and characters aren’t very interesting no matter how loud and crazy the scenarios get.

If you weren’t particularly enamored with the first one, chances are this isn’t gonna change your opinion on the Madagascar cast and even if you did enjoy the first one you might find it similar to a trip to the zoo – fun every once in awhile but not worth sticking revisiting for a few more years. [2012 Flash Forward - Until Madagascar 3 that is!!! This is the series that tries to be all things to everyone and succeeding with no one.]

2012 Film Flashback rating: 4 out of 10

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