Stealth review – action film sneaks in decent fun
Stealth isn’t fancy, but entertaining
Stealth is an appropriate title for this would-be blockbuster as it starts of very slow before sneakily turning into a good little movie.
Set in 2016, Naval Air Force pilots Ben Gannon (Josh Lucas), Kara Wade (Jessica Biel) and Henry Purcell (Jamie Foxx) fly the new high-end model jet to help defend the free world against terrorists. Seems to ask a bit out of three people, no?
Along with their commanding officer, Capt. George Cummings (Sam Shepard) the trio are assigned to an aircraft carrier where they meet the new member of their squad – an artificial intelligence program named Eddie.
The squad isn’t sure what to make of their non-co-pilot, who tries to win them over by showing off his own fancy moves and downloading all the songs from the Internet to play as theme music.
The first hour is oh-so full of pilot-film cliches. Ben and Henry haven’t met a woman they can’t get to bed, Kara pines for the bad boy rebel Ben, Ben is anti-authority. And now Ben feels threatened by the new addition to the team.
Director Rob Cohen (xXx) covers the bare minimum needed to flesh out his characters before getting back to his true priority – showing off the jets.
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His special effects team does a solid job of putting the viewer through the twists and turns of the jets as if they were the ones piloting them so even while the man vs. machine theme is familiar, the action scenes make up for the story’s early deficiencies.
It isn’t until the trio are called back from their furlough from Thailand that the pace intensifies and the film gets the kick in the afterburners it needs to be more than a generic Top Gun rip-off. There seems little reason for the tropical vacation other than to show Biel parade in a bikini. Who would complain though…
Cummings ignores the squad’s concerns that Eddie doesn’t have the human instincts to make moral judgements. Predictably, Eddie rebels and the squad has to take him down. But Cummings becomes the film’s de facto villain as he works against the team in order to get the expensive prototype back to the carrier in one piece.
I’m still trying to figure out why Foxx went from an awesome 2004 where he was Oscar-nominated for Best Supporting Actor for Collateral and won Best Actor for Ray, to being relegated to best friend/sidekick status? And how much better would the film had been with Foxx in the lead?
Ironically, it isn’t until Cohen exhausts the jet fights and W.D. Richter’s script is brought to the forefront that Stealth escapes its numerous cliches by focusing more on the characters and less on the showy air battles.
Stealth is the definition of ‘summer movie entertainment.’ You won’t need to devote any thought to it other than to sit back an enjoy the excitement while it lasts. In that regard, Stealth hits the target dead on.
2012 FF: I’ve got a soft spot for Stealth, since this is one of the movies that quoted my initial review of it. I’m sure for some critics that’s just the norm, but at least for me, that’s still pretty cool. I was one of the few who did like it though as Stealth was a major bomb and only made back $76 million of its $135 million budget. At least Battleship made some money. And while I liked it enough at the time, I’ve had little desire to re-watch it. So that says a lot…
Rating: 5 of 10
Photo Credit: Simon Cardwell/Sony Pictures
I love the design of the jets. Story was a bit hokey. EDI was all the “bad guy” they needed. But it was a good watch. I find myself going back to it every now and then, but mostly for the jets. And Biel…
Me too. They were pretty ahead of their time and still hold up well now. They probably would have been better off sticking with just EDI, the extra villain was unnecessary and predictable.
And you can never go wrong watching a movie for Jessica Biel ;-)
I loved those craft designs. All three were different(Although not everyone notices). My problem in wanting to build a replica is that i only collect 1/6 now, and it would be about ten feet long in 1/6, lol.
I didn’t. I need to check that out again. Yeah, that would make collecting a problem. Do they have a Josh Lucas figure? Know you could make Foxx and Biel.
I’ve never gone looking for a head that resembles him, but there might be something by DAM Toys, or Soldier Story. I’ll keep an eye out.
That’d be a very unique custom trio. I’d really be interested in seeing you pull it off.