Birthday Wishes – March 19, 2014 – Bruce Willis, Vida Guerra and Jake Weber

bruce willisBruce Willis (59) – For still kicking tail at 59 and while you’re probably not getting a birthday card from Sylvester Stallone this year, you’ll always be on every 80s’ kids Mount Rushmore of action heroes.

Jake WeberJake Weber (50) – For starring in my absolute favorite zombie film Dawn of the Dead, and making White House Down remotely watchable, here’s to the next big project that will make Hollywood execs feel silly for neglecting you all these years.

Vida Guerra (40) – For being able to still look like that at 40 and rendering straight men speechless for over a decade now. Can’t wait to see what your role is going to be in American Justice!