The WWE version of Pacquiao-Mayweather

Pacquiao-MayweatherNot sure about the rest of you, but I felt like Pacquiao-Mayweather was missing a little something. It was a solid technical fight, but I needed more excitement. Blame my obsession with pro wrestling as I decided to book it over with a more sports entertainment slant.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. v Manny PacquiaoTo start, Beyonce, not Jamie Foxx, would have sung the National Anthem because well….did you see how she looked last night?

Pacquiao-Mayweather - Bieber and Burger KingEverything would have been a fine back and forth, but Pacquiao is maintaining a distinct advantage as the crowd is roaring its approval to finally see the hated ‘Money’ Mayweather finally lose The Streak.

At the 33 minute mark, everything goes crazy as Justin Bieber tries to interfere for Team Money only to get speared by Jimmy Kimmel. While the referee is distracted with them, Ray J tries to ambush Pacquiao only to get knocked out.

ray-j-50-cent-floyd-mayweather-2011-09-21-300x3001As Pacquiao tries to get at Mayweather,The Burger King mascot hops up on the ring apron and knocks Pacquiao out with his crown and unmasks to reveal 50 Cent. The ref counts out Pacquiao and tons of dollar bills drop down from the sky signifying another big payday for Team Money.

As they celebrate, ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson climbs into the ring declaring Mayweather a fraud and announces he’s coming out of retirement to shut him up for good.

Mayweather’s camp agrees to the dream match, but only if Tyson agrees to tattoo a $ on the other side of his face if he loses to Mayweather.