I’m not hiding my hatred for Fantastic Four. It’s easily one of my least favorite films of 2015 and is strongly in the running for the top spot of my Worst Films list.

But I understand the temptation to check out something Fantastic Four related may be tempting you right about now so here’s 7 FF items that you’ll get far more enjoyment than seeing that pathetic excuse for a movie.

The Thing Marvel
Select action figure

The muscle behind the Fantastic Four is ready to clobber any villains who dare stand in his way, once again proving nothing can stop the ever-loving blue-eyed Thing! Featuring a rock solid sculpt by Digger and measuring over 8-inches tall, this all-new Marvel Select figure also includes a deluxe Fantastic Four base and classic Marvel Comics design!

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Fantastic Four: The Complete 1994-95
Animated Television Series

The first season is pure garbage, but the second season — despite a little herky animation, remains some of my favorite adaptations of a comic book in any medium. The second season remains the most faithful, enjoyable and fun take of the FF.

Fantastic Four: The Complete 1994-95 Animated Television Series

Galactus bottle opener

Ready to devour a 12-pack? May as well get a non-storm cloud version to help you out.

The Art Asylum designers have taken the iconic head of the world-eating Galactus and turned it into a solid metal bottle opener! Measuring 4 inches tall with fridge-mountable magnets on the back, the Marvel Galactus Fantastic Four Metal Bottle Opener is a must-have for Fantastic Four fans and thirsty Marvelites everywhere!

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Dr. Doom bobblehead

Victor Von Doom, just as you remembered him in the his classic costume! The infamous Doctor Doom in his classic costume! The Fantastic Four’s arch-enemy rules Latveria with a cold iron fist, and demands your complete obedience! Doctor Doom is cast in resin and then hand painted for detail – nothing less would be worthy of the mighty Doom. The Doctor Doom deluxe bobble head stands almost 9-inches tall with bobbling head. A fantastic piece for old-school fans, and perfect for your desk or shelf. Ages 14 and up.

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Fantastic Four
Omnibus Vol. 1

They were visionaries. Explorers. Imaginauts. They were Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. And like the Fantastic Four, they continually strove to overcome the impossible and achieve the extraordinary. Now, the first three years of their landmark run are collected in one oversized volume. This keepsake edition also includes all original letters pages and pinups, critical commentaries, a historical overview, and other DVD-style extras.

Order from Amazon.com here: The Fantastic Four Omnibus Volume 1 (New Printing)

Fantastic Four by John Byrne Omnibus – Volume 1

Not since the days of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby had a creator so perfectly captured the intense mood, cosmic style and classic sense of adventure of Marvel’s First Family. John Byrne proved his writing talent was every bit the equal of his art as he pulled double-duty on FANTASTIC FOUR, launching Reed, Sue, Ben and Johnny into realms of imagination and wonder into which few creators before had dared to travel.

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Dr. Doom Premium Format™ Figure

The very mention of his name makes lesser men tremble!

Featuring one of the most popular comic book supervillains of all time, Sideshow Collectibles is proud to present the Dr. Doom Premium Format™ Figure.

A brilliant master of science and sorcery, Victor von Doom has long plagued the Fantastic Four and other heroes of the Marvel Universe with his incessant ploys for supreme power and domination. The commanding ruler of Latveria is instantly recognizable with interchangeable classic and modern versions of his iconic mask, a layered fabric costume and polished armored battle-suit. Contemplating his next strike, the menacing mastermind will be a dominant force in any Marvel collection.
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