Thanks to everyone for voting in the first round of March Bashness 2017. I was hoping for at least double digits, but the turnout was better than I expected. This has long been one of those to-do projects for me and so far it’s been every bit as fun as imagined. Now let’s find out who advanced.
Doomed region
(1) The Road Warriors vs. (8) Kane & X-Pac
This should be good JR!
Look at that big shoulder tackle King!
Kane looking to end it early with a tombstone!
Double chokeslam from Kane
Animal sends X-Pac for a ride
X-Pac nails the X-Factor
Uh, X-Pac, Hawk didn’t feel it
X-Pac goes over the top!
Double clothesline sends the big red monster outside
Check out X-Pac on the top rope. What’s he going to do JR?
X-Pac goes for the spinning heel kick
Oh My Gawd King, Animal caught him and Hawk hits the Doomsday Device!!
Hawk gets the pin while Animal fights off Kane
The #1 seed moves on to the next round
Maybe the Twin Towers would have given the Road Warriors a tougher match-up? Kane could match up with both Hawk and Animal, but ultimately plucky X-Pac would make one rash move too many leading to a decisive pinfall for the LOD.
(2) Demolition vs (7) The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff
The big face-off
“Look at Smash cranking Volkoff’s neck, Jessie!”
“C’mon ref, get one of those guys outta there!”
“Oh my! Big double elbow smash from Sheik and Volkoff.”
“Volkoff coming off the top now!”
“Ax coming in to break up the Camel Clutch!”
“Demolition now putting a beating on the Iron Sheik!”
“The Sheik really taking a pounding in there!”
“The Demolition Decapitation!”
Ax and Smash demolished the early 80s duo. While Sheik and Volkoff might have a special place for Rock N’ Wrestling fans, the savagery and brutality of Demolition proved too much. Demolition advances with eyes firmly set on a Doomed regional Final against The Road Warriors.
(3) The Von Erichs vs. (6) The Nasty Boys
Who will win this one, King?
Discus punch!
Kerry press slams Sags
Double Irish Whip
Kevin eats knees
Pit Stop
Nasty Boys celebrating too soon
Von Erichs want payback
Double head butt
Iron Claw for the win
The Von Erichs are moving on
This was a matchup I was real curious how voters would see break down. The Von Erichs stayed largely in Texas while The Nasty Boys battled the best in the biz in tag team so I was surprised the Von Erichs so easily captured this win.
(4) Money Inc. vs. (5) The Usos
Yessir this should be a barn burner
There’s a corner err uhh posterior smash to DiBiase
A big high knee smash
DiBiase with the huge fist drop Gordon!
He’s going for the Million Dollar Dream now
Oh no, he’s not going into the turnbuckle
A big high splash from the top rope
Ref turn around!!
Jimmy Hart connects with the megaphone
DiBiase holds back Jey as IRS gets the pin
And Money Inc steals another one Gordon
I like the Usos and think if I made a strictly modern region next year they’d get far. Battling an old school tag team? They didn’t fare nearly as well. Money Inc. cruises to a relatively easy first round win.